June 2012
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Invade my privacy. Don't be a wuss. Do it.
Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body.
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.
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About Last Night . . .and this morning (an almost...
I felt really sad yesterday.
But I at least got up and got dressed.
He called.
I met him after he got off of work.
We talked and watched a documentary about comedy. He knows I love to laugh.
We began a rummy match, but didn’t finish. He is ahead though, But not for long.
There was no smoking, no drinking yet still I felt relaxed. In his arms, in his bed.
Wrapped up in his legs,...
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Photographer D.A. Peterson teaches me how to fly →
May 2012
28 posts
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“Bait your hook with a fish you can fry”
– Carmen Jones
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Watchkillthebloodyredprinceofdeath:
lattidabody:
lmfao!!
vivalaorgasm:
blackintellectunrefined:
clusterr-fucks:
iamselectric:
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
DYING!!!
My jaw was on my chest the whole time. Oh my God. This is crazy » lmao
LEGIT
That. was. excellent. *laughs...
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Rihanna Does Whatever She Wants With Her Vagina... →
WORD UP!
“Anyways, I thought this ability, to tell away my personal life as if it didn’t...”
– Prozac Nation by Elizabeth Wurtzel (via flame-farewelled)
“Hemingway has his classic moment in “The Sun Also Rises” when someone asks Mike...”
– Prozac Nation (via trying-to-find-the-inbetween)
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The Doctor Visit
Doctor: Those are some smart boots
Me: *looking at them* why thank you. The best thing about rain is cute golashes
Doctor: Look at that smile. You wouldn't think you were struggling
Me: I owe my smile to orthodontia
Doctor: What symptoms are you experiencing.
Me: The same as before
Doctor: I wasn't your doctor before
Me: insomnia, grinding teeth, fatigue, lack of motivation, not getting work done at home or at work
Doctor: anything else? any crying?
Me: a few crying spells
Doctor: anything happening? what are the triggers
Me: money, money problems. I guess that's it.
Doctor: well everyone has money problems
Me: yes
Doctor: Do you have children
Me: yes, 2.
Doctor: oh you must be very busy! how old are they
Me: 6 and 11
Doctor: yes, very busy. you don't have much time for yourself
Me: I definitely don't have time to be in bed all day
Doctor: Were you married?
Me: yes, I'm divorced
Doctor: is this recent?
Me: No, it was 4 years ago now
Doctor: why did you get a divorce
Me: he was abusive. and an asshole
Doctor: well that's awful I'm glad you were able to get out of that. that was very brave of you
Me: . . . *sniffing back tears*
Doctor: very brave
Me: yes, like cat woman and wonder woman combined but with more modest clothing
Doctor: *laughs* you are a quick one!
Me: yes
Doctor: Let's try you on prozac and see how you do. come back in ten days
I doubt wonder woman or cat woman ever had to go to the pharmacy. I'm not very brave at all . . .
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So I went to the doctor today
some bothersome symptoms came back.
I found out my primary care physician doles out anti-depressants. So I went to get some.
He kept asking a whole buncha intrusive questions. Nearly made me cry!
Just hand me the pills, Jack!
Here let me do a chat to demonstrate how this went…
SIGNAL BOOST: MEDIA IGNORE THEFT OF PHOTOGRAPHER’S... →
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Laura Reynolds
Tue, 15 May 2012 10:52:52 GMT
An award winning photographer who has devoted her working life to documenting the lives of...
Notes on A Scandal: Fuck Fojol Bros →
yumadwhiteboy:
I rarely put more than 10 or so of my own words into a post, but this shit is important.
If you live in DC, you may know the Fojol Bros. This crew of gadjes serve Indian food from a fleet of trucks painted in crazy colors and blaring Bollywood and hipster tunes in a…
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“I am not funny. What I am is brave.”
– Lucille Ball (via fuckyesoldhollywood)
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“Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...”
– Edgar Allen Poe (via summiting)
warsan versus melancholy.: residue. →
warsanshire:
i give myself five days to forget you.
on the first day i rust.
on the second i wilt.
on the third day i sit with friends but i think about your tongue.
i clean my room on the fourth day. i clean my body on the fourth day.
i try to replace your scent on the fourth day.
the fifth day, i…
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D. A. Peterson wants to take my photo →
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April 2012
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“Everything is God. It’s ALL God. There is nothing but God! Yet, the moment you...”
– Michael Jeffreys (via girlinboyclothes)
novamatic:
I need to not be listening to “Anytime, Anyplace.” You know the last time I touched someone? My fist is going through the wall if something doesn’t change soon…
yup
dyptyk asked: You're my first follower. I'm flattered.
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Weekend plans over text
Me: And you know Axel F is this weekend.
Toni: Awwwww schit!
Me: Mmm hmmm *does body roll*
Toni: Ha! I did one too
Sometimes a few texts is all you need to get ready for the weekend
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Watchcrissle:
pattilahell:
*calm voice*
“mom.
do you wanna fight?”
<le pause>
“that’s exactly what I thought.”
lmaoooooo this video actually made me laugh
he got his ass whooped after he finished recording
I don’t typically like to laugh at parental disrespect, but I’m pretty sure she didn’t hear what he said or he got popped in the mouth after.
“For the first eight years of our marriage, [Michelle and I] were paying more in...”
– President Obama in North Carolina today on why Congress has to act to prevent interest rates on student loans from doubling (via barackobama)
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
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hmmph
sure you love my foul mouth, jokes, and cunty ways. But when I want a good game of backgammon or help twistin my hair, all of a sudden, shit gets real.
the revolving door.
warsanshire:
they all say
‘i pity the one who left you’
then they leave.
